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Post by Admin on Oct 22, 2009 12:24:40 GMT -6
A christmas themed paintball game, so we have to have a space for everyone's Christmas Wish List, right?
Post your letters and wish list to Santa Here!
NO gaurantees on getting what ya ask for, but hey, you can ask at no charge, right?
Make your letters & what nots funny please!
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Post by Davey Jones on Oct 22, 2009 12:58:03 GMT -6
HoHoHo. You are correct there Mr/Mrs Administrator that there are no guarantees as I have already started checking my list for the second time, and it does not seem as though too many of these folks are NOT on the Nice list...Well, except for maybe Mrs. Administrator that is...Ho Ho Ho.
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Post by dragon on Oct 22, 2009 14:00:39 GMT -6
Dear Santa,
I want a job. I spent 12 years of my life working for the same company and they tossed me aside like my loyalty was not worth anything.
Dragon
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Post by donutz on Oct 22, 2009 15:09:58 GMT -6
dear santa, leave her in my room and go away  love Donutz <3 |
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Post by aclown on Oct 22, 2009 19:01:24 GMT -6
Me on the nice list? i think that list may need a third checking, cause i was sure after some of my covert operations in Iraq that.... wait... i've said too much... ahem.. PLEASE DISREGUARD THAT!!! Wish list... oh yes... Santa... Elfbo wishes for things that go BOOM. that is all...  OH OH... and Santa... i wrote you a song... its kind of an Elfbo original... inspired by one of your best classics... ahem... ***in oh so beautifully tone deaf melody of dashing through the snow***
Dashing through the field....
with a launcher on my back...
don't look now you deer...
Elfbo is gonna crack!!!
I'll find my friend rudy,
kidnapper's gonna pay...
they are gonna learn,
don't make Elfbo feel this way!!!
OH!!! jingle bombs, jingle bombs, you better take the hit!!
Or else I shall track you down and put you in a ditch!
Kidnappers, Kidnappers, you really messed up now...
this elf is locked and loaded and you'll never hear the POW!!!!!
making lots of stuff,
that goes boom in the night...
we'll see all the deer,
burn like christmas lights!!!
You have a way to choose,
You turn poor rudy loose...
Or i shall come for you,
and you know i'll cook your goose...
OH!!! Jingle bombs, Jingle Bombs, Here we go once more...
No one else but a Psycho elf is knocking at your dooooooor!!
Kidnappers, Kidnappers, you really messed up now...
this elf is locked and loaded and you'll never heeeeeaaaar theeeeee POOOOOOOW!!!!!
***takes a bow*** - Elfbo OuT! |
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Post by darkman on Oct 22, 2009 21:28:37 GMT -6
My friend.....you have Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on your hands....
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Post by Davey Jones on Oct 22, 2009 22:08:52 GMT -6
HO HO HO.. I see there are some that feel they should be on the Nice list. I know better than that my friends. Dragon... you just have to get yourself out there again, I haven't got much use for a Dragon at the North Pole, and I imagine that you would just scare the elves and the reindeer. Although, I'll bet you could help with the heating bills, geez, do you know what it costs to get the house, and workshop, and stables heated year round? Donutz, you'll have to be more specific than that, although, I could just leave Lorena Bobbit in your room. Elfbo, what a lovely song, are you hanging out with Achmed The Dead Terrorist again? I told you about that last year my friend, his guidance is WAY off.
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Post by donutz on Oct 22, 2009 23:33:26 GMT -6
beggers cant be choosers kris  its christmas, surprise me. |
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Post by Animal on Oct 23, 2009 7:31:30 GMT -6
Elfbo bang give me your bullets and your Barny bullet too !!!!!!!  ;D HO HO HO !!!!!!!!! |
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Post by hazmat on Oct 23, 2009 7:45:41 GMT -6
beggers cant be choosers kris its christmas, surprise me. Beware what you ask for... ;D ;D If you are bad you'll get this one.  If you are good you'll get this one....  Nine Donut Months later you'll have this...  |
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Post by donutz on Oct 23, 2009 11:13:49 GMT -6
the second pic is quite a looker, ill take her and a glass of milk santa. thanks hazmat  |
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Post by Davey Jones on Oct 23, 2009 12:31:29 GMT -6
~checking his list again~
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Donna
Donnie
Doug
Nope, no Donutz
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Post by donutz on Oct 23, 2009 14:38:19 GMT -6
~checking his list again~ ... Donna Donnie Doug Nope, no Donutz im like animal, no real name, but you can ask darkman, or Admin., im a good boy. ;D |
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Post by Admin on Oct 26, 2009 13:23:15 GMT -6
Dear Santa, I've really tried my best this year to be a good girl (honest I have, no matter what anyone else says) Maybe I messed up a little but I promise it wasn't on purpose. For Christmas this year I only have a few things in mind so you can see how many I deserve. Brand New Car (prefer a Jag, but I'll settle for a Lexus) 5 Carat Diamond Ring 5 Carat Diamond Tennis Bracelet 3 Carat Diamond Necklace 2 Carat Diamond Earrings Casadei Women's 1761 Ankle Boot DSQUARED2 Black Denim Biker Pant Women's... (Leather preferred) Panasonic TH-103PF10UK Television (103" for only $50,000.00 and here's the link shopping.yahoo.com/p:Panasonic%20TH-103PF10UK:1995978582;_ylt=AkdE32DJqiXvLB64FpuvTt1Pj3UC$8765 DOLCE & GABBANA 2DIE4 Runway shearling fur coat (link here: 8765 DOLCE & GABBANA 2DIE4 Runway shearling fur coat8765 DOLCE & GABBANA 2DIE4 Runway shearling fur coat That's about all I can think of right now, hopefully you won't get to upset if I add on a little here there. OH yeah! I also want a new Bright Purple Paintball Gun with a matching hopper and tank in the same color! And a really cool Lazer Engraving of your choice in design! I think you're really cool Santa! Darkman's Wife! |
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Post by hazmat on Oct 26, 2009 13:59:35 GMT -6
Dear Santa, I've really tried my best this year to be a good girl (honest I have, no matter what anyone else says) Maybe I messed up a little but I promise it wasn't on purpose. For Christmas this year I only have a few things in mind so you can see how many I deserve. ;D ;D 5 Carat Diamond Ring 5 Carat Diamond Tennis Bracelet 3 Carat Diamond Necklace 2 Carat Diamond Earrings Darkman's Wife! Make sure you are not in the Bad list or you'll get the following:    ![]() storesense.megawebservers.com/stores/HS1964/catalog/Carrot Earrings.jpg[/img] |
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