message for reavers

[kingspam]

Reavers stand up take count we are approaching the city with pax! We need to get the pax. no one survives. kill them all. get the pax and report back to the dorfmunder right away.

Malcolm we are enjoying our new ship you left us 3 yrs ago. she truely is a flying fortress and once we land in the city we will get what we need and leave.
The independants will not stand in our way. Reavers anyone that gets in your way kill them. Kill them all and find that pax!

[lordkyleofearth]

<cracsssshhhhshs>

Um.. is this thing on?.. oh..

ATTENTION REAVERS!

This is Kyle Baker of the Independents. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we are all out of Pax.

Just used the last of it on Wednesday, so um you are wasting your time.

I hear Londinium has lots of it; you may want to try looking there. Alliance parking garage gives 3 hours free if you validate at the service desk!


Unfortunately if you decide to stop here anyway, we are going to have to kill you. All of you.

This planet SUCKS, don't spend your final hours here swatting mosquitoes and getting your pretty little ship all blowed up.

Also I taste HORRIBLE! we all do. There are no showers at Zone North, so we are a bunch of disease ridden, dirt bags. Poor choice of cuisine for such refined space-cannibals as yourselves.

So in summary, you are wasting your time coming here, and will only die humiliating deaths at our hands (on empty stomachs no less). Go be savage somewhere else.

Love n Kisses,
The Browncoats.

TRANSMISSION ENDS

<Crakssshhshhssk>

[kingspam]

mr Kyle baker? Are you saying the independants are a little scared of just a few reavers? Are you asking us not to show up?
ummmmm..... Well Kyle Baker ..... your request to the reavers has been loked at by all the command of the reavers and we have decided to go forward with plans as is. We will be landing there in the north eastern quadrant and making a move to get the pax from you.

Thank you anyhow for wanting to syurrender and give the reavers the win.