Post by Admin on Mar 18, 2010 9:13:57 GMT -6
Tired of “The Lollypop Song” ? Tired of little pointy shoes and gay striped socks?? Tired of listening to squeaky little helium influenced voices prattling on about stuff you can’t, (and don’t want to) understand? Tired of being tethered up and not being allowed to reach your truly EVIL potential? Tired of… being a good little wallflower?
Ever wanted to sling poo at all the happiness? Ever wanted to giggle maniacally as you melted some happy little creature’s face? Ever wanted to blow up a gingerbread house? Do you like abducting wee people and subjecting them to cruel and inhuman punishment, just because they’re NOT all that you think they could be. Ever wanted to bring chaos and disorder to anything neat and prim and proper and organized? Do you have mad surgical skills?
HAVE WE GOT A JOB FOR YOU!!!
The WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST hereby formally invites you to help her trounce the little goodie- two-shoes that inhabit OZ once and for all! For too long the smiling chirpy little munchkins have just la-de-da’d their way through life, with no thoughts of anything except…la-de-da..
Rumor has it it that the little cutsies have themselves an OUTSIDER who’s thinking patterns are just as warped as their own! “GEE…lets all dig out our legos and build cool stuff and then go out and giggle and frolick in the sunshine here in the merry old land of Oz!” (sticks finger down throat) Yup…she just popped in from nowhere and landed right on my poor sisters head! And get this…now she want to go find this wizard dude to help her go back where she came from! She’s adopted a hollow shell of a man with absolutely ZERO emotions! Then there’s chicken **** Mr Leone who’s scared of his own shadow, and a brainless stuffed shirt, Mister Crowe, who can’t think his way out of a wet paper bag without talking it over with his calculator… to help her find him! And let’s not forget that creepy little girl she calls “Toto”! Now they’re all going to skip la-de-da down the trail to find Mister Wizard….Lame…just lame…
Come and be a part of the of the fun, Come and be a part of the game, Come and JOIN The Wicked Witch of the West! Travel to exotic places…Meet interesting people…AND THROW POO AT THEM!!! REGISTER NOW FOR “Viper’s Weird World of OZ” and sign up for the thrill of a lifetime throwing poo at all the happy little half-pint techno-geek wannabe somebody specials! Sign up for the Wicked Witch of the West!
“Blood and destruction shall be so in use
And dreadful objects so familiar
That mothers shall but smile when they behold
Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war;
All pity choked with custom of fell deeds:
And Elfalba’s spirit, ranging for revenge,
With Eight by her side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war;
That this foul deed shall smell above the OZ
With carrion munchkins, groaning for burial.”
Ever wanted to sling poo at all the happiness? Ever wanted to giggle maniacally as you melted some happy little creature’s face? Ever wanted to blow up a gingerbread house? Do you like abducting wee people and subjecting them to cruel and inhuman punishment, just because they’re NOT all that you think they could be. Ever wanted to bring chaos and disorder to anything neat and prim and proper and organized? Do you have mad surgical skills?
HAVE WE GOT A JOB FOR YOU!!!
The WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST hereby formally invites you to help her trounce the little goodie- two-shoes that inhabit OZ once and for all! For too long the smiling chirpy little munchkins have just la-de-da’d their way through life, with no thoughts of anything except…la-de-da..
Rumor has it it that the little cutsies have themselves an OUTSIDER who’s thinking patterns are just as warped as their own! “GEE…lets all dig out our legos and build cool stuff and then go out and giggle and frolick in the sunshine here in the merry old land of Oz!” (sticks finger down throat) Yup…she just popped in from nowhere and landed right on my poor sisters head! And get this…now she want to go find this wizard dude to help her go back where she came from! She’s adopted a hollow shell of a man with absolutely ZERO emotions! Then there’s chicken **** Mr Leone who’s scared of his own shadow, and a brainless stuffed shirt, Mister Crowe, who can’t think his way out of a wet paper bag without talking it over with his calculator… to help her find him! And let’s not forget that creepy little girl she calls “Toto”! Now they’re all going to skip la-de-da down the trail to find Mister Wizard….Lame…just lame…
Come and be a part of the of the fun, Come and be a part of the game, Come and JOIN The Wicked Witch of the West! Travel to exotic places…Meet interesting people…AND THROW POO AT THEM!!! REGISTER NOW FOR “Viper’s Weird World of OZ” and sign up for the thrill of a lifetime throwing poo at all the happy little half-pint techno-geek wannabe somebody specials! Sign up for the Wicked Witch of the West!
“Blood and destruction shall be so in use
And dreadful objects so familiar
That mothers shall but smile when they behold
Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war;
All pity choked with custom of fell deeds:
And Elfalba’s spirit, ranging for revenge,
With Eight by her side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war;
That this foul deed shall smell above the OZ
With carrion munchkins, groaning for burial.”
